I was lloking through the internet and I found these cool quotes by Mark Twain. Hope you at least chuckle.


Put all your eggs in the one basket and--WATCH THAT BASKET.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I have done it a thousand times.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs a step at a time.

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

All say, how hard it is that we have to die--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

When I was young, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.



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